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me myself and my minge.
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hey guys,    you have no idea how much i love the minge. It takes me to places i have never experienced before... rather like a snowflake falling on the eyelashes of a startled deer.  also, double enders... make me happy, once i squirted all over the pet rabbit, he did need a wash though! i wasn't always a lesbian, i used to think i was a real boy until i met my real father, gipetto. He showed my minge with a broken mirror in a nightclub. he always used to give me wood....

May. 21, 2009 (15:42) | (4)