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I liked one article called Five Men You Should Avoid Dating. so decided to start my blog with it. It's a good piece of advice for every girl here.
The Mamma's Boy
This guy probably lives with his mother, if not close enough for her to pop in for tea (every night). She will have helped him pick out his decor and there will be photos of her all over his apartment. He goes for Sunday dinner and has several cartons of homemade meals in the refrigerator that mom made for him.
Why you should stay away: You will never live up to his mother and although he will love and cherish you forever he will take his mother's side every time.
How to get rid of him: Tell him you don't like his mother.
The Body Builder
This guy will have photos of himself on every available space, along with his own home gym (even though he has a life time [censored] at the swanky one in town). He has all the latest gadgets and home entertainment systems.
Why you should stay away: You will never see him as he is always down at the gym. He will spend more time in the bathroom then you. He collects trophies and likes one hanging off his arm.
How to get rid of him: Tell him to give up the gym for you.
The Womanizer
This guy will treat you like a princess and is the perfect lover. He dresses well and is out to impress and impress he will (every woman he comes in contact with). He will, of course, have trouble remembering your name, with all the women he has on the go.
Why You should stay away: His excuses for not showing up are getting more pathetic. You will have to compete with his phone as he has so many calls to return and text messages to answer.
How to get rid of him: Tell him, "I use to be a man."
The Workaholic
This man is going places, but will he be taking you with him? He is smartly dressed, has great taste in decor and eats at the finest restaurants. However, his work will always come first.
Why you should stay away: You have to make an appointment to see him. He will take you to elegant dinner parties then leave you with strangers while he talks shop.
How to get rid of him: Tell him, "I'm taking a year off to travel. Do you want to come?"
Your College Lecturer
He is probably older than you, more worldly and gets you a good grade.
Why you should stay away: If anyone found out about you, they would say you slept your way to better grades. Plus, he would lose his job and possibly his teaching position.
How to get rid of him: Tell him somebody is blackmailing you and if you don't stop seeing him, they are going to report you.
Of course, there are exceptions.
Remember, it's doubtful any of these men will change so it's best not to try and change them.
Dec. 16, 2008 (06:19)
Comments for dating advice
evilferret132 This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 05.11.2009, 14:39
.....am all o those ....apart from the lectorrer....the teacher....
i must be a perfect man 
lee77777 Blog This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 19.02.2009, 18:59
hers the exception.......
JuicyJonny Blog This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 18.12.2008, 11:19
A clever piece of writing, very amusing! I feel I must stand up for my breed though and return the compliment.
The 'Unpleasable nagger'
Becareful here guys, she looks just like any ordinary girl but has a great way of making you feel like you should never have bothered with anything.
You thought you would do her a favour and run the hoover round while she was out BUT she did it 2 days ago and you never bothered to move the furniture and the crime of all was that you coiled the lead up the wrong way when you finished!
You run a load in the machine BUT it was all your stuff AND you only used one tablet and no fabric softener, the crime was that you left in in the machine to crease - you bad man.
Shopping - most of the stuff you buy will be wrong in some way. The packets will be too big for the cupboard, the stuff on offer will be what you already have. You will have bought too many 'self' items' and spent much more than she would.
The 'emotional rollercoaster'
Get your calender out, stick a pin in it and hope its a week where whatever you say might not get a nasty reaction. 'You never think about my feelings!' - 'you probably find other girls more attractive' - 'you don't love me anymore'
Self doubt, self doubt, self doubt. And so to the flower shop. Danger! That ain't gonna work guys! you don't buy flowers much so you must now be having an affair!
Tomorrow will be fine though, it's your 'safe day'. 'Come here you beast of a man!' Today is the day when you must have [censored], for hormone reasons. The rest of the month she would prefer you were dowsed in petrol with a cricket stump shoved up your [censored].
whynot7 This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 17.12.2008, 20:47
that so funny same of my friend are like that, u not got 1 4 me yet lolx
evilferret132 This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 05.11.2009, 14:42
what about bigus dikus.....
hmmm...
i wounder why you should stay away from him....