joesnidegrass This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 19.04.2010, 06:25

okay so i'm interested. but is she??? actually i wanted to
wish samantha fox and two strikes her daughter, happy birthday.
two days late, or '3'. i read she hurt her knee. her tour
will not go on till november again. taxes taxes and more taxes.
irs agent sonovavitch was killed the other day. it is chronicled
sort of in the book death and taxes by susan dunlap. jill smith
berkeley, ca police dept. detective explained that irs agent
sonovavitch had embezzled billions of dollars from the us govt.
funneled it to russia, then it got laundered back thru check cashing
outlets electronically also to kgb stations which are myriad all over
america. it was taken care of by the bonanno crime family. poor
sonovavitch shotgun blasts from a yellow olds 1957 by men with
green masks on. then a convoy of cement trucks ran over him
repeatedly. his mangled body picked up the city trash and taken
and dumped at the crematorium at the sheriffs station. irs agent
sonovavitch believed in [censored] labour, [censored] goods, [censored] services and [censored] love.
he hated the deadly nature and deadly competition of capitalism. he fought
well for 'his side'. he lived very abstemiously and thriftily. hardly a penny
for himself. all for his communist party cause. he believed that one
day thru science there would be restoration or resurrection like system
restore on your computer and life after death, maybe even life eternal.
her had that great faith in science and the basic morality of mankind.
his hobby was studying time travel. he loved the book time travel
in einsteins' universe, by j. gott III phd. he gave it to his granddaughter
who now works for the los angeles police dept. say hi to samantha fox.
one theory is sonovavitch had an affair with a waitress for quite
some time in 1980 who may have been 14, and was very mature
for her age. that woman may have been samantha fox in reality.
her name she gave him was cheryl sinclair. she worked at bobby's coffee shop.
samantha was 14 in 1980. or was sonovavitch snidegrass himself? nowadays
things are so far fetched, i'd believe that horse manure with horseradish
has been established as part of the recommended daily allowance of nutrition.
some prefer it with mayonnaise. the canape's tonight are crap on a cracker.
so let's get married then. move to the sea of cortez. and live in a mud
hut, be [censored], and fish with our bare hands. civilization is for the birds. then
guess who samantha fox's daughter two strikes father is? snidegrass. i told ya
so. but if two strikes is 20, she was born in 1990, which would make
eileen tilt love lavy her mother. i mean well, try to make the the square
peg fit in the hole. round peg in hole i mean. lol. and me the father. offbeat
musings. true or false???

somersetlady2010 Blog This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 16.03.2010, 21:02

Reply to twostrikes

Joe? Struck for words?? I don't think so LOL!!

twostrikes This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 16.03.2010, 18:41

I love it when Romance blossoms
Why don't you come straight out with it Joe
and tell her your interested
but just stuck for words.

somersetlady2010 Blog This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 16.03.2010, 13:07

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You're very quiet these days Joe in Californeeaye.....

joesnidegrass This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 08.03.2010, 04:25

most of the world is watching the academy awards.
i did read that jennifer aniston is considered for being
a bond girl, for the next bond film. i think it should
be titled, never a borrower nor lender be. sheikspeare
said that. there are two fine bond books, still extant 'devil may care'
by sebastian faulks and moneypenny's diaries by kate westbrook.
they could be made into movies quite readily. i have read both of them.
i recommend them to you. there are movies on the subject, tomorrow
is forever, starring orson welles and claudette colbert. displaced persons,
because of war and all sorts of things. orphans adopted out, taken
care of by aunties. and the like. it will intrigue you. some kids oddly
enuff are sent like bonnie, over the ocean. the little princess starring
shirley temple is on the same general theme. sometimes hunches
are more correct than the most perfect of geometric proofs thru
high math and all the so called physical evidence. to solve, riddles,
puzzles, mysteries and the like. and you are only 20. why i could
be almost your great grandfather. some do start in rather young.
at 19 i was a father, at 39 a grandfather and at 59 a great grandfather.
some start in even younger than that. i'm not saying it is true,
but i'm not saying its not true either. politeness on the battlefield
of life, in the battle of life and all its strife is often a weapon others
use against you at times. ruff and ready is sometimes the way one
has to be. don't mean to preach to such a peach as you two strikes.
were i to tell you the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, you
might be tempted to call me quite the liar. sometimes fact is fiction,
and so called fiction is fact. be safe, sane and sober. the people
i was grouped with since birth were not that puritan or were rather
'devil may care'. arriving at the truth, intellectually is sometimes
very difficult. for example scientific truth. religious truth too.
some still contend the truth is relative. what is true for you is
not true for me. the truth can differ from individual to individual.
is there a collective truth. now i'm giving a college lecture. sorry now.
you certainly are well educated. i must say i have read your post
over and over about fifty times. thank you so much. borace karloff kasimoff.
menshevik moloccans. how will the future go??? it can be altered oddly
enuff from the future and the past. i hope you get your phd. in astrophysics.
atlas of the universe, by university at glasgow and edinburgh, sir patrick
moore, i got from my adoptive grandma in 1960. there are many editions
of it. mine had a glossary/dictionary including photon powered space travel.

joesnidegrass This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 05.03.2010, 21:05

Reply to twostrikes
thx two strikes, very challenging reading for a change. i had to use
a codebook on it. cryptographics. lotsa fun. like doing a challenging puzzle.
today i woke up and went back to sleep. it was really a thrill to see you

twostrikes This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 28.02.2010, 19:48

Joe, my love, I hate to say this
but I am...radical chic...Prudence Prunehorn...
and there's nothing to Mau-Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers

Your loss of job has shaken my electric kool-aid core
for I am a totally mercenary, materialistic,
and believe that [censored] should only be sold through
marriage.

“we must do penance for the dance.
should we fail to do so, we will be sent deeper into the lavas of love,
where the stench of sulphur and brimstone and **** is even hotter.
i toast y'all with a nice goblet of coals of fire”

Ah, the 'lavas of love', the love of ****,the la la la of ****, love of the **** of loveof the **** oflavaof love loving the ****,laving the **** of the **** of **** of loving ****, lathering up the lavas of lovable lavas, lovefulness La Traviata of the ****, troublesome ****.....all bubbling up (with ****) of loving ****, of the **** fiend of the **** with it's **** insipid **** lathering **** of the loving **** and losing the plot to lustful lullaby **** of love.

Perchance you ain't nothin' but a hound dog and what if my silicone implants break ?
cryin' all the time ?
the saline leaks out of its envelope, the body absorbs it,well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
When it’s usually harmless and you ain't no friend of mine, unless there is fungus
or bacteria inside the implant.
Yeah they said you was high-classed ruptures are usually obvious
Well, that was just a lie

Joe you make the perfect pointe, I tutu have been seduced by Angelina Ballerina's
of this world approaching the bar and not taking their law exams or getting the
drinks in, what-the-hell, see if I care about their Pavlova pole dance Petrushka
pointing pointe shoes


My life revolves around dancing and performance, family, friendship and following
my dreams.
I always work hard to reach my goals and learn from my mistakes.
As a young child I was inspired by the Indian MayaViviana FonteynDurantePlisetskaya Margot
I used to dream that it was me up there, meGiselleCinderellameSleepingBeautyme
I so wished to arabesque share in jette experiences,
I admit I was wayward that the lighthousse shone only eversoo blithely
that I did not capitalise on the capitalisation of capitals especially Istanbollocks
now with the reunification of Germany and your posts
I am inspired to go after my kandy koloured tangerine flake big streamline dreams
too!

somersetlady2010 Blog This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 28.02.2010, 10:22

I'm sorry Twostrikes, I deleted your post in error.....

somersetlady2010 Blog This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 28.02.2010, 09:53

Reply to denny0084

Yes I do hear the word sanatorium or even asylum oft in my thoughts when I come to this very [censored].........I did start this blog off as an observation about DatetheUK but it has fast descended into something else..........which kind of proves my point.......

denny0084 This member uses the web version of DateTheUK 28.02.2010, 00:45

Reply to somersetlady2010
Hi ....I guess I know what you mean hardly believable...lets just say us guys seem to get a lot more mail trying to entice....
It is good to breath i think and to think about breathing tomorrow and maybe the next day we couldnt plan for good times .....
Personally I dont have to much time to think about that ...time on my hands is a luxury ...
Is that St Cuthberts without sorry.. "out" near the Converted Sanatorium ...or farther out ...
Cheers must sleep heavy day tomorrow pending the weather!! Keep breathing you guys and dreaming...